Pomona-Pitzer: 76–129 in 8 seasons.
Know what that is? It's the head coaching experience of one Gregg Popovich before getting the head job with the Spurs! You don't make silly artificial rules. You interview the guy. Find out about his methods, goals, expectations etc. and hire the best person for the job.
What you guys are describing here is the same methodology that got us Slocum, Robic, Peters, Stroia and Cleamons. How has that been working out for us? Remember that definition of insanity: doing the same things over and over and expecting a different result!