Four years ago, I posted a summary of our sports for the just concluded academic year. The picture was bleak and ugly. Except for Gorby's runners, who themselves had an off-year, we stunk at just about everything. Our women's sports were especially awful, marked in infamy by a basketball team that lost all of their games.
Four years later and it is hard to believe that we are talking about the same programs. Here is a summary of our 18 sports and how they finished their league competitions.
Fall Season, Men:
2nd Football (a statistical quirk from which nobody can take any satisfaction.)
2nd Cross-country (runner-up in conference meet)
Fall Season, Women:
6th Soccer (lost in tournament first round)
3rd Volleyball (lost in the tournament semi-finals)
1st Cross-country (champions of conference meet)
Winter Season, Men:
7th Basketball (lost in tournament first round)
2nd Track and Field (runner-up in conference meet)
Winter Season, Women:
3rd Basketball (lost in tournament semi-finals)
6th Swimming and Diving
1st Track and Field (champions of conference meet)
Spring Season, Men:
3rd Golf (third place in conference tournament)
3rd Tennis (lost in conference semi-finals)
1st Track and Field (champions of conference meet)
1st Baseball (champions of conference tournament)
Spring Season, Women:
3rd Golf (third place in conference tournament)
1st Tennis (champions of conference tournament)
1st Track and Field (champions of conference meet)
5th Softball (lost in second round of conference tournament)
For every three sports in which we participated, we won a championship (6 out of 18.) Amazing.
Our women won 40% of the available championships in the Horizon League. Amazing.
To use the horse racing parlance of win-place-show as an indication of success, we finished at least third in 14 of 18 sports. (77.7%)
Now I realize that as long as the football team remains bad and the basketball team flirts with oblivion, these women and Olympic sports victories will mean very little to most of you. Nor do I think that these successes exonerate the performance of an athletic director who fails in his prime mission (football playoffs) 91% of the time. But in interest of fairness, these figures must be documented.